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10 / 29 / 09 :

Don't you just hate it when a day-off turns into a 16 hour double? My brain doesn't work at 5:00 in the morning and I'm completely useless until about noon. At this point I'm pretty much immune to caffiene. I can drink 2 Red Bulls, a 20 ounce coffee, and a Diet Dr. Pepper that I stole out of the fridge and still fall asleep standing up.


10 / 30 / 09 :

Lately after my art class I find myself buying pop tarts and sitting alone pretending to eat them in hopes that someone will come talk to me. It's not working out.


10 / 31 / 09 :

"Vampires can't see their reflections because they don't dream."


11 / 01 / 09 :

After waking up at 5:00 a.m., going to school from 8:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m., teaching your cousin to ride a bike, going to cheerleading practice and doing homework and getting to bed around 1:30 a.m., you wake up feeling like a train wreck.


11 / 02 / 09 :

If I ever say I'm going to go see a scary movie, please tell me to not do it by myself.


11 / 03 / 09 :

I had a dream last night that everyone was infected with some kind rage virus. The only way to get the toxins out of the system was to make people cry. The only way to save the world was to make everyone embrace the pain and sorrow in their lives and help them understand how pointless life is anyway.


11 / 04 / 09 :

The city lights smear into the fog
like water color.
The street,
asleep beneath a sheet of ice and a blanket
of snow,
dreams up a silent ticker tape parade.
A quiet cursive ghost
slips from my lips
and writes your names against the cold.


11 / 05 / 09 :

We went out to eat tonight for sushi. I got the Mexi-Cali, the Ceviche Roll, and the Aloha Roll. Afterward we went to open mic night to watch an improv set. Some guy named Shredder did some God-awful 15 minute guitar solo. On our way home my older brother Ken and I made a list of horrible couples: Joey Ramone and ET, Mr. T and Bambi, Bea Arthur and Chewbacca, The mom off Goonies and the Pillsbury Doughboy, Lewie Anderson and Janet Reno, Jabba the Hutt and Gandhi, Gary Busey and Tammy Faye, & Warf and Joan Rivers.


11 / 06 / 09:

Warning: My sister Rachel may induce extreme fits of laughter, hysteria, pant wetting, and other forms of socially awkward outburst. Do not go near Rachel if you have a gun shot wound, swine flu, rage virus, or are prone to spontaneous combustion.


11 / 07 / 09 :

I slept in until 1:00 and then went and saw Men Who Stare at Goats. I think I want to develop my pyschic abilities.


11 / 08 / 09 :

Laid down some rap tracks with Aimi and then went and saw Our Town.


11 / 09 / 09 :

One of my friends punched me in the stomach today. Oh god do I hate that class.


11 / 10 / 09 :

It's funny how much a simple cup of coffee with a friend can keep you from wanting to step in front of a bus. It's also funny how some of my recent sketches have been drawn on Burger King products. I mean, what can I say? They have veggie burgers and cheesy tots.


11 / 11 / 09 :

I've been trying to draw all day today and nothing's turning out right. Cheerleading practice was cancelled so I could stay the whole time during After School Art Class, but I was too much in my left brain to get anything good down on paper.


11 / 12 / 09 :

Of all the people I've kissed I wonder how many people remember me, how many resent me, how many are in a happy relationship and have a new life that doesn't involve me. How is it that the more people that come into my life, the lonelier I feel?


11 / 13 / 09 :

Friday the Thirteenth. Everybody run, it might eat you! Pssh - stupid supersticions. Anyway, I'm sort of convinced that everytime a guy does something really nice I fall half in love with them. Aha, I drew this random dude at school (Yoshi) today a picture and gave him my number during Lunch. Oh, and good to know that even my dog doesn't recognize me with my new haircut - greeeeat.


11 / 14 / 09 :

Went and saw Life Without Parole. Well done, but not one you want to see again and again.


11 / 15 / 09 :

There is no better meal than a powerbar and string cheese.


11 / 16 / 09 :

Today, I put on some Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women


11 / 17 / 09 :

Superman didn't have this many problems.


11 / 18 / 09 :

Today, I learned that the French word for watermelon is "Pastèque" which translates to "not steak". Thank you France, for clearing my confusion about the difference between watermelon and steak.


11 / 19 / 09 :

I BOUGHT A SUPERJEW SHIRT! [:


11 / 20 / 09 :

Haha, it's Jordan and Ashley hacking on Dessa's DeviantART. Jordan knows her password and will soon die of Dessa's hand. So, anyway, Ashley, Zoe and I are going to go see New Moon today. So whenever Dessa reads this, Jordan will die. It's a fact.
Jordan:

Ashley:

Zoe:



11 / 21 / 09 :

"Hot wheels were originally made by pirates. They're all dead now. This is their legacy."


11 / 22 / 09 :

Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold.


11 / 23 / 09 :

So basically, I would purchase a GPS if they had a voice setting that sounded like the Allstate Insurance guy.


11 / 24 / 09 :

Word restrictions are stupid. If taxation was a racial slur, then I'd say that. But it's not so I don't.


11 / 25 / 09 :

You can call me a whop if it makes you feel better.


11 / 26 / 09 :

I asked Google if it would marry me. It said no.


11 / 27 / 09 :

I walked into my chemistry class. I looked down at my desk, someone had drawn a dinosaur. I drew a ninja next to the dinosaur throwing death stars. The next day I saw that the person had drawn a pirate stabbing my ninja. I drew a zombie eating the brains of the pirate with. I went to class and saw that the person had smeared all the previous drawings away, and had drawn Voldemort. 'The Dark Lord defeats all.'


11 / 28 / 09 :

Private Parking: Unauthorized vehicles will be worked over with a sledgehammer, flipped over by an angry mob, set on fire, and spray painted with rude slogans immediately after being used in a getaway car in an incredibly daring daylight robbery. Trespassers can reclaim their vehicles at the bottom of the cliff, during low tide. We do Barmitzvah's, Children's Parties, Weddings...


11 / 29 / 09 :

Team Jacob? Team Edward? How about Team Shut the Hell Up?


11 / 30 / 09 :

Aaron's birthday. We played horeshoes and shuffleboard at Aaron's time share, where I almost killed Alexandra by throwing a horseshoe at her head. Afterward we had Thai and Sushi at Greenwell's and ice cream at Cold Stone. We all played a game of Never Have I Ever to finish off the night. Almost as hilarious as playing with Seth, Anastasia, and Solomon.


12 / 1 / 09 :

If there's anything that Assassin's Creed II has taught me, it's that all Italians are tossers.


12 / 2 / 09 :

Fortune cookie: "A new relationship is about to blossom. You will be blessed."


12 / 3 / 09 :

The room is
Consumed in flames
Like a city
Drunk on
Molotov cocktails
And gasoline


12 / 4 / 09 :

Once a week people pay to see me freak out like a madman. GO DRAMA CLUB.


12 / 5 / 09 :

My bill for lunch today was $6.66. I have officially sold my soul to Roberto's Taco Shop.


12 / 6 / 09 :

I used to believe in Santa Claus, and sure enough every Christmas morning my faith was confirmed by the presents under the tree. Although I may sometimes miss that sense of wonder, there's little that would get me to go back to believing that an old man with a white beard blesses the good and punishes the naughty.


12 / 7 / 09 :

The other day I learned that if you say 'beer can' with an English accent, you're saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent. My mind was blown.


12 / 8 / 09 :

Today I won a million dollars, but then I closed out of the pop-up window.


12 / 9 / 09 :

Today I put on my friend Thomas' Axe Body Spray. No women attacked me.


12 / 10 / 09 :

I am smarter than the average bear.


12 / 11 / 09 :

My name means wrathful; wandering. From the Greek Odysseus. Greek, Latin.
I dyed my hair from blonde to brown.


12 / 12 / 09 :

Everytime I hear Fireflies by Owl City, I just wanna get up and dance like the loser that I am.


12 / 13 / 09 :

Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you got, the less shit you have to take.


12 / 14 / 19 :

Today, I was riding with my friend behind someone going insanely slow. As I continued to tailgate her, I kept muttering "let's go grandma" to myself and my friend in the car with me. I finally went to pass her, and as I looked over into her car, I realized it actually was my grandma.


12 / 15 / 09 :

Today I was at my friend Phyllis' house and we had nothing to do, so out of sheer boredom I suggested that we find the phonebook and call random McDoanlds and Burger Kings and ask "Hello? Is this the Krusty Krab?". Finally after calling about 20 or so times we finally got the response of "No! This is Patrick!" This made my day.


12 / 16 / 09 :

Last night, I found one of those comfy bed spots. I realized the light was still on, so I started screaming, "HELP! HELP! HE'S GONNA KILL ME!" until someone came in. My sister, brother, mom, and dad all came rushing in. I told them it was a bad dream and they scoffed and turned off all the lights. I kept my comfy spot and felt accomplished.


12 / 17 / 09 :

Regardless of your religion you are still given a group of people to look down upon.

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Well thanks for reading my drabbles if you got this far. I probably won't be doing more journals, just adding to this one.